Computers

Humorously compares Ada, APL, Assembly, BASIC, C, C++, Visual C++, FORTRAN, Java, Lisp, Pascal, Perl, via various analogies, from an Ada perspective. Inspired by Fun with Computer Languages.

Brief parody in style of 'The Empire Strikes Back'.

Humorous analogies between relationship behavior and: Ada, APL, ASP.NET, Assembly, BASIC, C, C++, Dylan, E, Fortran, Haskell, Java, JSP, Lex/Yacc, Lisp, Logo, Objective-C, Objective Caml, Pascal, Perl, PHP, Prolog, Python (Twisted), Ruby, Smalltalk, SML/NJ, Visual Basic, more languages in forum comments.

Humorous analogies between women and: Ada, Algol 60/68, APL, Assembly, BASIC, C, COBOL, Fortran, Lisp, Logo, Lucid, Modula-2, Pascal, PL/1, Prolog. Inspired by Fun with Computer Languages.